Holy crap.Whatever you do, don't invite these two to your next pool party.
Police in St. Petersburg, Florida, say this dynamic duo threw their own feces around in a hotel swimming pool, at one point even swimming to the bottom to smear it around in the form of a giant "X."
Strangely enough, the charges for 18-year-old Andrew Harris (right) and 19-year-old Michael Cline (left) are commercial burglary.
According to ABC Action News, the pair were caught on camera in their dirtiest of deeds.
Police say Harris actually pooped in his own pants, reached in, pulled out his own goo, and threw it around the pool.
Twice.
The two were later found in the hotel jacuzzi.
The hotel says the anal attack will cost thousands.
Both of them have been inducted into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame... but naturally, they're not allowed in the pool.
Photo © Pinellas County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
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I don’t know how I managed not to hear about this story. I am in Florida and I read weird news everyday. I’m not too surprised at these teenage boys, they are after all teenage boys. Probably won’t be getting any girlfriends for the prom after this publicitiy.
The facial expressions in the pictures say it all… Andrew Harris “Oh God, what are my parents going to think?” Michael Cline “Yeah, I did it… and I’d do it again!”
Fecal freaks plain and simple; playing with your own dookie with a buddy is a clear sign of something else going on. These two are so comfortable with each other because they are secretly in love. They probably got tired of playing softy swords and escalated it to a potty party because that’s what gets them going.
Why are these FREAKS always from or eventually end up in FLORIDA?! Seems like all the perverts, freaks, junkies, bad cops, violent drug dealers & kids coming up missing/dead, are all in Florida’s news! Now the teens are playing with their own CRAP?! Breakin in to go swimmin…ok…but breakin in, goin swimmin, then sh!ttin ur pants, takin it out of ur pants, w ur HANDS & then smearin it all over the pool, while they’re swimmin in it…That goes to show my original theory…FLORIDA IS ONE BIG TOILET!