Halloween Hangover: Pumpkin Puking Guacamole

Even if you're in your late early 40s, you can still suffer a good old Halloween hangover.

I got mine by forgetting to give Lawrence, Elee, Jacob, Michael and Nathan the pumpkin cookies I got them. So, like a good uncle, I spent the weekend watching baseball and fattening up on undelivered gifts.

I woke up Sunday, remembering a piece I did on Tom Nardon, otherwise known as "The Picasso of Pumpkin Carving. This year, he was especially proud of serving guacamole and chips through the orange mouth of a puking pumpkin.

That basically sums up how I feel right now. I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon reflecting on Hideki Matsui's pinch hit home run. Matsui might spend some of his private time bragging about his extensive collection of porn, but he hasn't yet entered our Heros to Zeros baseball baddies.

PS: By "late early 40s" I mean 44ish, and thoroughly stuffed with orange frosting.

Photo © Tom Nardon, ExtremeHalloween (Perigree Books)
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