The latest Playboy Bunny has long legs... and an even longer hairdo. Marge Simpson, the blue-haired matriarch of the cartoon Simpsons family, is gracing the cover of the November issue of the famous magazine.And inside, readers will find a three-page spread that the magazine's editorial director calls "very, very racy."
As Homer would say... D'oh! (Hollyweird)
Weird Crime Highlights
- Harmonica Attack: An Oklahoma man was arrested after allegedly beating his roommate in the head with a harmonica, according to Tulsa World. Until now, the most famous assault featuring this musical instrument happened on a Yankees team bus in 1964... the so-called "Harmonica Incident" between Yogi Berra and Phil Linz (years later, I played harmonica with Phil, and Yogi wasn't there to stop us). This week's attack sent one man to a hospital... and another into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. (Dumb Crime du Jour)
- Newlyweds Rob Wedding Chapel: A newly married Tennessee couple is spending their honeymoon behind bars... after allegedly robbing the place where they were married, according to the Seymour Herald. See them both in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. (Love, Sex & Marriage)
- Man Propositions Daughter on Facebook: It's a banner day for the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Joining all today's other accused miscreants is alleged pervert John Forehand, who allegedly signed up for Facebook under the name "Bad Daddy." Officials say he used the site to find his 13-year-old daughter, who he hadn't seen in 10 years. But police say he was interested in a different kind of touching reunion... describing sex acts to her as he asked for a meeting. Police say he arrived with a camera, tripod, and an unopened box of condoms in his car, according to 69News Online. (Bad Parenting)
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