Some men have a lot to offer a woman. Others have cigarettes and soda. Police say Marion County, Indiana, sheriff's deputy Paul Wagner was moonlighting as a gas station security guard when he asked a woman to give him oral sex in exchange for the smokes and cola from the convenience store, according to WIBC. He also told her the he didn't have to pay for anything... because he's a cop.
Somehow, she managed to turn him down. But I do have a consolation prize for Deputy Wagner: He's the newest inductee in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. And he doesn't even need to get me a soda. (Very Kinky)
Weird News Highlights
- Fake Kidnap Plot Really Just a Sex Scheme: Some men will say just about anything for a little time with a lover on the side. Police say Wikler Moran-Mora faked his own kidnapping so that he could have more time to cheat on his wife, according to Tampa Bay Online. He's also in our Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame today. (Dumb Crime du Jour)
- Creepy Ex-Cop Sneaks Into High School: A 52-year-old man who apparently looks quite a bit younger managed to sneak into a Connecticut high school and fake being a student, according to WFSB. And to think I spent all that time trying to sneak out of high school. (Tales Out of School)
- Gas + Flame = ?: Yeah, some people still can't quite figure that one out. Police say a 27-year-old woman in Joliet, Illinois, was filling a gas can on the passenger seat of her car when she wanted to see how much gas was inside. So she got out her lighter and... you can guess the rest, right? The whole story is online at the Daily Herald. (Dumb Moves)(Ouch! That Must Hurt!)
Photo © Photo courtesy Marion County Sheriff's Department
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