If you're ever caught hiking through a park naked, you'd better have a good story. That's what 19-year-old Sando Dshaw Hamilton must have been thinking when police found him in a Lincoln, Neb., park last week wearing only his birthday suit. Police say he initially told them he was robbed, and that his attacker took his clothes when he couldn't produce a wallet.
But police say that was a naked lie. They say he's changed his story, and that it turns out he took off his own clothes because he was hot, went for a walk -- and then forgot where he left them, according to the Lincoln Journal Star.
Hamilton has been charged with making a false statement to a police officer and indecent exposure. He also finds himself inducted into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Fame -- thankfully, with his clothes on.
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But last week (July 5-11) was National Nude Recreation Week. Cut the guy some slack. And make him wear slacks. But no reason to brand him a sex offender for simple nudism. Now, if he was flashing folks who didn’t want to see him, that crosses over into indecent exposure. Drunk college student, more like.