Most men never see the need to stockpile women's underwear. But there are a few special souls who seem to worry that they might never have enough panties around when they need them.
A sheriff's deputy in McMinn County, Tennessee says he noticed a man trying to flag down a car on Highway 11 Sunday morning. But something must have seemed out of place. Maybe it was the pair of panties allegedly hanging out of the man's unzipped fly.
Deputy Todd Levi went in for a closer, er, inspection and found 40 pairs of panties stuffed down the pants of the man, Jason L. Johnson, according to a police report quoted in The Daily Post-Athenian. Johnson began trying to remove those panties and throw them to the ground as the deputy approached.
The owner of the panties declined to prosecute, but Johnson was arrested on charges of public intoxication, earning him a special position in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Congratulations, Jason!
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jason, those who know you; know — no harm; no foul!! just being your goofy self! Hang in there—it will be alright!!
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