A Deadly Game of Dirty Cowboy

When your mom and dad taught you not to play with guns, that included foreplay.

Deborah Yvette Parker, a 38-year-old woman from Houston, is accused of shooting her common-law husband to death in a sex game that the couple called "Dirty Cowboy."

Prosecutors say they believe the game was consensual, and it involved a pistol.

One might assume Parker would have been better off if she just purchased a gun-shaped sex toy. But we see this week that sex toys can be assault weapons, too.

Kimberly Lyn Calvert of Florida faces battery charges after repeatedly poking her live-in boyfriend in the groin with what authorities call a "pink sex toy."

The 45-year-old Florida woman was allegedly so relentless, her boyfriend had to call 911 to get her to stop.

If you aren't totally disillusioned yet, we turn to Typhoon Lagoon, a Disney World water park, where Robert Double Jr., 52, is accused of repeatedly bumping into a 15-year-old girl.

Disney lifeguards eventually pulled this man out of the wave pool, but not before he pulled off the girl's bikini, and tried to grope her breasts.

No Fastpass for you, mister!

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