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Man With the World's Largest Penis Snubbed for Role on HBO's 'Hung'

By June 30, 2009

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 Jonah Falcon thought for sure that HBO would give him a shot on its new show, Hung, even if it was just for a bit part. After all, it was HBO that confirmed that his manhood stretched 13 and a half inches -- longer than a bottle of wine.

But the show, starring Thomas Jay as a school teacher turned male prostitute, premiered Sunday without him.

"I shouldn't complain," Falcon told me. "I mean, I've struggled, but no more than anyone else in these tough times. It's just that I'm an actor, and I hate it when I get passed over for a role that's tailor-made for me." Jonah Falcon

At 38, this New Yorker is determined to make it in film as a writer, actor and director. Up to now, he's had uncreditted parts on The Sopranos, Sex and the City and a few other shows.

But his most heralded appearances have been in documentaries like HBO's Private Dicks: Men Exposed and World's Biggest Penis.

"If anyone knows what it's like to have a big penis and be looking for a break," Falcon says, "it's me." (Read More)

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June 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm
(1) Average Joe says:

Sometimes having a big penis is just not enough in todays world.

July 1, 2009 at 10:10 pm
(2) Mamaleria says:

So I shouldn’t be embarrased to admit that my guy has size 8.5 shoes?

July 1, 2009 at 10:14 pm
(3) Mamascheina says:

They say that every key has a lock…
Does this one?

July 1, 2009 at 10:16 pm
(4) Papascheina says:

I would be afraid to meet her if she was the lock…

July 12, 2009 at 5:00 pm
(5) LaSein says:

I CANNOT STAND THIS GUY. All this guy does is self-promotion. I’m seriously surprised he doesn’t live on food stamps, seeing how little acting he does. Any interview he does sounds like he wrote it himself – “Hi, I’m Jonah Falcon, and these shorts are soooo tight”. The events in his Rolling Stones entry were about as likely as Osama Bin Laden telling America he was sorry, not to mention that his penis was in fact never measured (on camera) while erect. He also quite clearly measured considerably less than eight inches when you take into account the fact that he started measuring near his navel in a video link I found in his Wikiscussion page.
Also, for a good Jonahlaff, check out the Stern harassment videos on youtube. Look up “Talkin’ Yankees”. You won’t be disappointed.

July 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm
(6) Catherine says:

He might want to consider a career change.

July 23, 2009 at 1:07 pm
(7) chikoo says:

wow, the only man in the world with ablity to fuck himself

July 27, 2009 at 9:52 pm
(8) Joe says:

I want this guy to cruise only black neighborhoods.

August 5, 2009 at 5:19 am
(9) *** says:

email me jonah

August 13, 2009 at 4:05 am
(10) rob says:

dude what ever this guy does not have the worlds largest penis. if its nly 13.5 inches then john holms had him beat by 2.5 inches. he may b the largest still alive but not largest recorded

September 4, 2009 at 1:22 pm
(11) Joseph Thompson says:

Some site and posting on the web claim that this guy is only around 11 inches-not 13 as reported.Many porn stars add and inch or two to their actual size.If it’s stated 13 or 14-think 11.If it’s 9 or 10-think 8 or 7.I have 9 incher and some of these guys are big,but not much bigger than mine.
See my blog.

September 28, 2009 at 2:19 pm
(12) JOIN MEEEE!!!!! says:
October 1, 2009 at 10:58 am
(13) LG says:

This man’s claim is dubious.

First, there are only 3 photos of his wang. Two are of him naked; one is him wearing tight pants. None of these 3 pics shows nearly what he claims.

Second, there’s a fourth photo, putatively of him in an aroused state, but it’s quite obviously photoshopped. And you don’t see the guy’s face (or anything above the waist), so it might not even be him.

Finally, there is no video whatsoever of Falcon’s member. None. That fact alone is cause for doubt.

Bottom line: Falcon stepped up to claim something no one had officially attempted to claim. Nothing else.

In actuality, he’s probably about as blessed as an average “DogFart” movie star.

October 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
(14) Vilase says:

Damit man all I need to borrow 3in and I will give it back when I’m done maybe . Dose this guy lose conscious when he gets erected from the blood going to that thing damit man

October 7, 2009 at 11:30 pm
(15) darin says:

I listened to the video on the guy with the biggest dick. I was kind of surprised that it was not as big as I thought it would be because mine is not that much smaller. I would like it to be bigger, of course. I have never passed out when I get a hard-on. I would like to be in a position to show it to others or describe it. I am interested in weird news and will try to subscribe. Call me if you want me to describe it. 559-625-3679.

October 16, 2009 at 8:37 am
(16) WoW says:

his is nothing to what i saw this man thing was huge and long he couldnt wear boxers if was huge too huge to ever put in somebody,i mean so big it was two of that man in the picture,not using metaphor

October 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
(17) rere says:

man if ever seen somthan lyk dat i wud love 2 sed a nite at hyz house n ride tha bigg as dick i wish mii man had sum that big i always stay at hme


October 21, 2009 at 10:11 pm
(18) John says:

The universal average is 6 inches so if you are significantly below that you are small and if you are significantly above that you are big. I recall some author of a sex book claiming that anything under 5.5 inches is small. Most penises are either a little smaller or a little bigger or on the mark. I believe penises at or below 3.6 inches are considered really small and penises at or above 8 inches are considered really big.

Now you know why your friends (probably with 5.5 to 6.5 inchers) won’t talk about it John.

The largest verified measured penis was 13.5 inches and the largest Kinsey’s research group encountered was 10 inches. Some porn stars have measurements in that direction with John Holmes having a penis over 9 inches (although the tall tale publicity claim used to bait the gullible was that he had 14 inches).

November 16, 2009 at 9:30 am
(19) Secilia says:

Dude look

December 1, 2009 at 9:33 pm
(20) markie mark says:

I have a 7 1/2 inch dick but I can take 13 inches. If this interests you hit me up nigga @ 856 542 8806

December 2, 2009 at 11:53 am
(21) Tucker says:

my dick is 11 and one half inches
i love it all the girls sucking it

December 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm
(22) Janedog says:

Why is it that every 15 year old on the Internet has an 8 inch penis? By the way I saw this Johna guy’s documentary and he is a total FAG! The reason why he didn’t get the part is because you have absolutely no talent! This guy can’t find a woman or man because he is so narcissistic.

December 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm
(23) sara brown says:

There’s nothing wrong with having the world’s biggest penis!!!- Joseph should be proud of it, & use it to his advantage- satisfying women (who’d be mad not to enjoy being penetrated by it!!!!!), or for more purer purposes having babies.

Good luck with Joseph-Go for it. -Only wish I was being penetrated by it!!!!

December 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm
(24) cristin says:

You seem like a very sweet man who can probably make anyone happy. I wish for christmas that you and I could hook up.

December 9, 2009 at 8:46 pm
(25) Lul says:

you measure on the top, not from your arsehole dummy.

December 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
(26) MANGINA says:

my dick is 35 inches long what would u say that is

December 21, 2009 at 10:54 pm
(27) Captain Enormous says:

My wee-wee is 69 light years long, and stretches all the way to the Orion galaxy. Unfortunately it is also extremely thin – less than a human hair – so it’s almost invisible. Does some kind person have the answer to my dilemma?

December 23, 2009 at 1:45 pm
(28) billy de GOAT says:

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December 25, 2009 at 12:59 am
(29) Amused says:

Why is that every boy that posts on here think they have a large penis? Only 10% of men, globally, have penises larger than the average. And I highly doubt they all just happened across this site.
Really boys, grow up. (:
Anddddd, he should be happy about what he has. It could like, stop working or something. But no, instead he has to whine about everything that happens. Having a big penis isn’t everything. Now, maybe if he had a big penis and could ACT, that would be different. But he can’t. He should go to porno, they could probably use him as a filler…heh…or something.

December 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm
(30) michael g says:

Dude, get into porn and stop your bitching….duh

January 10, 2010 at 11:35 pm
(31) Areyousad says:

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child.
Quotation of Plato

January 25, 2010 at 11:36 pm
(32) ******** says:

jungle boy….really???

January 25, 2010 at 11:38 pm
(33) ******** says:

jungle boy….really??? wtf???

February 1, 2010 at 3:09 pm
(34) Dana says:

Darrin you’re a sick perv.. Gross!

February 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm
(35) Chunky says:

I have a 4 inch penis but some girls don’t like it that thick. lol

February 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm
(36) MaxPayne6.8in.dick says:

lovin some of the comments, they made me laugh. First of all, THIS so called 13 incher is fake, the guy had like plastic surgery, second of all, the size that is needed to stimulate the girls is 3.4 inches, i looked it up. and finally Im 6.8 inches loaded up, and only 17, by the way, that dude saying he got 16 inch just wants ppl to lie to the ladies, but wait, just wait til he strips for one, they gonna be sad they believed he was supoosedly that big, when he proll only 4 or 5 inches and embarrassed.

February 5, 2010 at 8:16 pm
(37) keshia says:

well he not the the biggest penis i ever seen to be honest. but the biggest for a whit man thth is correct. i seen men from jamaica with a bigger and thicker penis guys from other country but your special

February 7, 2010 at 12:08 pm
(38) jen says:

hello.. 3 million dollars just get me pregnant

February 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
(39) Stavros says:

That is a realy big penis, read about him here, who has the biggest penis

February 15, 2010 at 4:46 pm
(40) bob says:

sometimes when a boy see a girl naked hes penis grow bigger

February 20, 2010 at 11:25 pm
(41) Ni says:

See my blog that contains a true story about penis enlargement. Maleinch.blogspot.com

February 22, 2010 at 2:58 pm
(42) Juiceman says:

Im black and I’m 21 my penis is 17 inches long and 2 and a half inches I know my penis is big no question Im Black

February 24, 2010 at 11:23 pm
(43) nicole says:

wow thats big for a guy

March 3, 2010 at 10:39 am
(44) isiahhicks says:

im 14 and me size is 6inches is that normal

March 6, 2010 at 12:04 pm
(45) majic wand says:

i got a 1 inch wee wee care fo some, just kidding but only 10% u say man. almost all a we in de tropics got thing mo bigga than usual

March 6, 2010 at 9:30 pm
(46) Sydney Dude says:

I saw a vido of a white guy who’s erect cock reached his knees.On the video he is in a chair with a baseball cap and constantly plaing with a video player or something like that whilst he is tugging himself.If you see it you will FREAK.

March 7, 2010 at 9:11 pm
(47) whonos♥ says:

luv this guy we should hook up 1 nite☻***************

March 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm
(48) wtf says:

the funniest part about this is if you watch videos with guys that appear huge (i honestly think cameras and shaven make everything look about 3-4 inches bigger) they stick maybe a lil more than the head in who wants to worry about that shit id rather be 5 inchs and go balls deep then have to worry bout how much im hurting a girl

April 18, 2010 at 8:10 am
(49) jhonatan says:

i thought a girl wants to be loved not stabbed to death

May 23, 2010 at 8:48 am
(50) check me out says:

will u show your p**** without any cover? I am just curious about what it looks like

June 4, 2010 at 11:15 pm
(51) sexy says:

i want it in my ass i need it now. send me on my email sex or nackedvideos plz (fckme88@hot

June 9, 2010 at 2:29 pm
(52) leah says:

what makes men think all women like big dicks? personally am not interested in a guy bigger than 6 inches because it hits my uterus and causes severe pain and even spotting. My fiance is 5.5 inches, it fits perfectly and feels wonderful…. am in to average

June 25, 2010 at 6:33 pm
(53) Big Dave says:

Wow – really suprised that this guy still exists. I saw his site and pics ages ago, and even then he seemed to be a waste of space. Mr Falcon should either get a real agent or get himself into porn, and stop trying to pass himself off as a legitimate actor.

July 8, 2010 at 4:32 am
(54) shamsh says:

is ki maa ki chut mera lund kam bada hai kya aa ke dekh le acho acho ki phad deta hai

July 13, 2010 at 2:09 pm
(55) bobby says:

i have a 8.5 inch cock and most women cant take it without pain and telling me not all the way..so 13.5 is crazy most of it never even touches a women’s insides

August 4, 2010 at 2:53 am
(56) misty says:

I think that 5-7inches is perfect ….. my mom said my dad was like 10inches and for 13 years she never had a orgazium she never not once until they were divorced and she hooked up with a normal size guy. I am dating a guy that claims to be 11inches we have not had sex and i am not sure i want to be with him. a normal size dick is so much better hands down!!

August 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm
(57) hopalong says:


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(58) HOPALONG says:


October 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm
(59) rebecca says:

nasty bitch but i want it

October 14, 2010 at 11:26 pm
(60) Half Black says:

I’m 16 and I have a 11.8 inch penis is that normal?

October 18, 2010 at 3:10 am
(61) Alaciouscoleman says:

Hey i love a man with a big dick when can i see yours

October 20, 2010 at 5:13 pm
(62) Baria says:

thats really huge..the guy is lucky

December 6, 2010 at 7:00 pm
(63) Cdmia says:

Hot I’ve never see a biger pennis then 7 love to see sum send them to my email cdmia08@aol.com

December 11, 2010 at 2:37 am
(64) big john says:

i guess hsvbing a bid dick can be pain the ass

December 31, 2010 at 5:04 am
(65) Jan says:

I have seen a 19incher before.. not much you could do with it. but gaze. but it was humungous

January 23, 2011 at 2:18 pm
(66) Ricky says:

Well, stick that huge thing in me! I would love to get pounded with ALL that for a few days, if you got any friends with big fat one’s like that then bring them too.

January 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm
(67) queenrosered says:

BAM! Known to fans around the world as the “Glambulge”…Adam Lambert has one of the largest penis’ in Rock today!
He is primarily known for his awesome vocals but the Glambulge is NOT overlooked! ;D

March 19, 2011 at 8:31 pm
(68) harrysdca8 says:

Sounds like LaSein is dealing with a samll one!

March 25, 2011 at 2:34 pm
(69) zizizi says:

id love to suck on it iv alredy sucket 77

April 3, 2011 at 8:16 pm
(70) azir says:

where i cant see real big cock pic
cant you all send to me you big cock too

May 2, 2011 at 5:24 am
(71) Spir says:

My dick is bigger. I think its a hoax anyways.

May 2, 2011 at 6:03 pm
(72) deonte says:

it is the biggest dick i ever rode

June 7, 2011 at 11:17 pm
(73) KennyT says:

Saw a freak of nature porn video once. This guy had an 18″. Only problem was, in on scene slowed down, yo could see it fall off his Real!! willy, which was only average. It was all fake. another site has some dude with a 15″, that spurts like 1 minute. Its all fake you only spurt out about a teaspoon in a few seconds, another fake scamer with a rubber willy. Use to be an old porn movie about Mr 10.5″. some real skinny, short guy, when they measured it, they measure from the asshole!!! So in reality he was a skinny short guy with a 7″ that looked huge on him. Most men overdo their estimates, you jokers who say you are more than 9″ are trippin, your prob 5″ :) .

October 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm
(74) Max says:

mines 8.5 inc.

October 27, 2011 at 3:12 am
(75) Mike says:

i got a 10″ cock n about a dollar bill the long ways big around if u want a real dick no joke n reaal about it call or txt 563 564 5721

December 13, 2011 at 11:13 pm
(76) Charles says:

RE: Jonah Falcon. I’ve had sex with him, in his (messy as hell beyond belief) apartment. His dick is big for sure, that much is true… but it’s not anywhere near 13″. Probably closer to 9″ or so. And for the record, he’s a nice enough guy, if a bit narcissistic and obsessed with his own member.

January 25, 2012 at 12:24 pm
(77) ventroaq says:

Take one look at his face and you’ll realize size doesn’t matter.

May 23, 2012 at 2:23 am
(78) Glock5 says:

mine is like 5.5-6 in.

May 26, 2012 at 11:00 pm
(79) Henry smith says:

What a record to own!!!

….Do you get it erect….HARD????

…….hope you do…………nothing like a hard cock on a man.

June 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm
(80) Sarah says:

I know most men lie about penis size. But Big Sean has a true 11 inches.

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March 11, 2013 at 12:40 pm
(84) James says:

“If anyone knows what it’s like to have a big penis and be looking for a break,” Falcon says, “it’s me.”

what an ungrateful bastard…

you’ve got a python and you say you cant get a break? You have options for employment and personal satisfaction that 99.9999% of men will never have and all you do is complain. It goes to show you that it is all perspective. If you were a talented actor you would be getting acting gigs.

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