Jonah Falcon thought for sure that HBO would give him a shot on its new show, Hung, even if it was just for a bit part. After all, it was HBO that confirmed that his manhood stretched 13 and a half inches -- longer than a bottle of wine.
But the show, starring Thomas Jay as a school teacher turned male prostitute, premiered Sunday without him.
"I shouldn't complain," Falcon told me. "I mean, I've struggled, but no more than anyone else in these tough times. It's just that I'm an actor, and I hate it when I get passed over for a role that's tailor-made for me."
At 38, this New Yorker is determined to make it in film as a writer, actor and director. Up to now, he's had uncreditted parts on The Sopranos, Sex and the City and a few other shows.
But his most heralded appearances have been in documentaries like HBO's Private Dicks: Men Exposed and World's Biggest Penis.
"If anyone knows what it's like to have a big penis and be looking for a break," Falcon says, "it's me." (Read More)
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Sometimes having a big penis is just not enough in todays world.
So I shouldn’t be embarrased to admit that my guy has size 8.5 shoes?
They say that every key has a lock…
Does this one?
I would be afraid to meet her if she was the lock…
I CANNOT STAND THIS GUY. All this guy does is self-promotion. I’m seriously surprised he doesn’t live on food stamps, seeing how little acting he does. Any interview he does sounds like he wrote it himself – “Hi, I’m Jonah Falcon, and these shorts are soooo tight”. The events in his Rolling Stones entry were about as likely as Osama Bin Laden telling America he was sorry, not to mention that his penis was in fact never measured (on camera) while erect. He also quite clearly measured considerably less than eight inches when you take into account the fact that he started measuring near his navel in a video link I found in his Wikiscussion page.
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He might want to consider a career change.
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I want this guy to cruise only black neighborhoods.
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dude what ever this guy does not have the worlds largest penis. if its nly 13.5 inches then john holms had him beat by 2.5 inches. he may b the largest still alive but not largest recorded
Some site and posting on the web claim that this guy is only around 11 inches-not 13 as reported.Many porn stars add and inch or two to their actual size.If it’s stated 13 or 14-think 11.If it’s 9 or 10-think 8 or 7.I have 9 incher and some of these guys are big,but not much bigger than mine.
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This man’s claim is dubious.
First, there are only 3 photos of his wang. Two are of him naked; one is him wearing tight pants. None of these 3 pics shows nearly what he claims.
Second, there’s a fourth photo, putatively of him in an aroused state, but it’s quite obviously photoshopped. And you don’t see the guy’s face (or anything above the waist), so it might not even be him.
Finally, there is no video whatsoever of Falcon’s member. None. That fact alone is cause for doubt.
Bottom line: Falcon stepped up to claim something no one had officially attempted to claim. Nothing else.
In actuality, he’s probably about as blessed as an average “DogFart” movie star.
Damit man all I need to borrow 3in and I will give it back when I’m done maybe . Dose this guy lose conscious when he gets erected from the blood going to that thing damit man
I listened to the video on the guy with the biggest dick. I was kind of surprised that it was not as big as I thought it would be because mine is not that much smaller. I would like it to be bigger, of course. I have never passed out when I get a hard-on. I would like to be in a position to show it to others or describe it. I am interested in weird news and will try to subscribe. Call me if you want me to describe it. 559-625-3679.
his is nothing to what i saw this man thing was huge and long he couldnt wear boxers if was huge too huge to ever put in somebody,i mean so big it was two of that man in the picture,not using metaphor
man if ever seen somthan lyk dat i wud love 2 sed a nite at hyz house n ride tha bigg as dick i wish mii man had sum that big i always stay at hme
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The universal average is 6 inches so if you are significantly below that you are small and if you are significantly above that you are big. I recall some author of a sex book claiming that anything under 5.5 inches is small. Most penises are either a little smaller or a little bigger or on the mark. I believe penises at or below 3.6 inches are considered really small and penises at or above 8 inches are considered really big.
Now you know why your friends (probably with 5.5 to 6.5 inchers) won’t talk about it John.
The largest verified measured penis was 13.5 inches and the largest Kinsey’s research group encountered was 10 inches. Some porn stars have measurements in that direction with John Holmes having a penis over 9 inches (although the tall tale publicity claim used to bait the gullible was that he had 14 inches).
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Why is it that every 15 year old on the Internet has an 8 inch penis? By the way I saw this Johna guy’s documentary and he is a total FAG! The reason why he didn’t get the part is because you have absolutely no talent! This guy can’t find a woman or man because he is so narcissistic.
There’s nothing wrong with having the world’s biggest penis!!!- Joseph should be proud of it, & use it to his advantage- satisfying women (who’d be mad not to enjoy being penetrated by it!!!!!), or for more purer purposes having babies.
Good luck with Joseph-Go for it. -Only wish I was being penetrated by it!!!!
You seem like a very sweet man who can probably make anyone happy. I wish for christmas that you and I could hook up.
you measure on the top, not from your arsehole dummy.
my dick is 35 inches long what would u say that is
My wee-wee is 69 light years long, and stretches all the way to the Orion galaxy. Unfortunately it is also extremely thin – less than a human hair – so it’s almost invisible. Does some kind person have the answer to my dilemma?
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Why is that every boy that posts on here think they have a large penis? Only 10% of men, globally, have penises larger than the average. And I highly doubt they all just happened across this site.
Really boys, grow up. (:
Anddddd, he should be happy about what he has. It could like, stop working or something. But no, instead he has to whine about everything that happens. Having a big penis isn’t everything. Now, maybe if he had a big penis and could ACT, that would be different. But he can’t. He should go to porno, they could probably use him as a filler…heh…or something.
Dude, get into porn and stop your bitching….duh
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jungle boy….really??? wtf???
Darrin you’re a sick perv.. Gross!
I have a 4 inch penis but some girls don’t like it that thick. lol
lovin some of the comments, they made me laugh. First of all, THIS so called 13 incher is fake, the guy had like plastic surgery, second of all, the size that is needed to stimulate the girls is 3.4 inches, i looked it up. and finally Im 6.8 inches loaded up, and only 17, by the way, that dude saying he got 16 inch just wants ppl to lie to the ladies, but wait, just wait til he strips for one, they gonna be sad they believed he was supoosedly that big, when he proll only 4 or 5 inches and embarrassed.
well he not the the biggest penis i ever seen to be honest. but the biggest for a whit man thth is correct. i seen men from jamaica with a bigger and thicker penis guys from other country but your special
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That is a realy big penis, read about him here, who has the biggest penis
sometimes when a boy see a girl naked hes penis grow bigger
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Im black and I’m 21 my penis is 17 inches long and 2 and a half inches I know my penis is big no question Im Black
wow thats big for a guy
im 14 and me size is 6inches is that normal
i got a 1 inch wee wee care fo some, just kidding but only 10% u say man. almost all a we in de tropics got thing mo bigga than usual
I saw a vido of a white guy who’s erect cock reached his knees.On the video he is in a chair with a baseball cap and constantly plaing with a video player or something like that whilst he is tugging himself.If you see it you will FREAK.
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the funniest part about this is if you watch videos with guys that appear huge (i honestly think cameras and shaven make everything look about 3-4 inches bigger) they stick maybe a lil more than the head in who wants to worry about that shit id rather be 5 inchs and go balls deep then have to worry bout how much im hurting a girl
i thought a girl wants to be loved not stabbed to death
will u show your p**** without any cover? I am just curious about what it looks like
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what makes men think all women like big dicks? personally am not interested in a guy bigger than 6 inches because it hits my uterus and causes severe pain and even spotting. My fiance is 5.5 inches, it fits perfectly and feels wonderful…. am in to average
Wow – really suprised that this guy still exists. I saw his site and pics ages ago, and even then he seemed to be a waste of space. Mr Falcon should either get a real agent or get himself into porn, and stop trying to pass himself off as a legitimate actor.
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i have a 8.5 inch cock and most women cant take it without pain and telling me not all the way..so 13.5 is crazy most of it never even touches a women’s insides
I think that 5-7inches is perfect ….. my mom said my dad was like 10inches and for 13 years she never had a orgazium she never not once until they were divorced and she hooked up with a normal size guy. I am dating a guy that claims to be 11inches we have not had sex and i am not sure i want to be with him. a normal size dick is so much better hands down!!
HE SHOULD CONTACT THE HUNG JURY, IN CALIFORNIA, ANYBODY 9 OR MORE INCHES CAN JOIN.
I’AM A RETIRED CARPENTER. I GOT 12 INCHES, BUT I DON’T USE IT AS A RULE.
nasty bitch but i want it
I’m 16 and I have a 11.8 inch penis is that normal?
Hey i love a man with a big dick when can i see yours
thats really huge..the guy is lucky
Hot I’ve never see a biger pennis then 7 love to see sum send them to my email cdmia08@aol.com
i guess hsvbing a bid dick can be pain the ass
I have seen a 19incher before.. not much you could do with it. but gaze. but it was humungous
Well, stick that huge thing in me! I would love to get pounded with ALL that for a few days, if you got any friends with big fat one’s like that then bring them too.
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Sounds like LaSein is dealing with a samll one!
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My dick is bigger. I think its a hoax anyways.
it is the biggest dick i ever rode
Saw a freak of nature porn video once. This guy had an 18″. Only problem was, in on scene slowed down, yo could see it fall off his Real!! willy, which was only average. It was all fake. another site has some dude with a 15″, that spurts like 1 minute. Its all fake you only spurt out about a teaspoon in a few seconds, another fake scamer with a rubber willy. Use to be an old porn movie about Mr 10.5″. some real skinny, short guy, when they measured it, they measure from the asshole!!! So in reality he was a skinny short guy with a 7″ that looked huge on him. Most men overdo their estimates, you jokers who say you are more than 9″ are trippin, your prob 5″
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mines 8.5 inc.
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RE: Jonah Falcon. I’ve had sex with him, in his (messy as hell beyond belief) apartment. His dick is big for sure, that much is true… but it’s not anywhere near 13″. Probably closer to 9″ or so. And for the record, he’s a nice enough guy, if a bit narcissistic and obsessed with his own member.
Take one look at his face and you’ll realize size doesn’t matter.
mine is like 5.5-6 in.
What a record to own!!!
….Do you get it erect….HARD????
…….hope you do…………nothing like a hard cock on a man.
I know most men lie about penis size. But Big Sean has a true 11 inches.
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“If anyone knows what it’s like to have a big penis and be looking for a break,” Falcon says, “it’s me.”
what an ungrateful bastard…
you’ve got a python and you say you cant get a break? You have options for employment and personal satisfaction that 99.9999% of men will never have and all you do is complain. It goes to show you that it is all perspective. If you were a talented actor you would be getting acting gigs.
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