You already knew fast-food was bad for you. But here's something to crunch on.
Cheetos played a major role in a domestic violence bust involving 40-year-old James Earl Taylor, and Mary Childers, his 40-year-old girlfriend.
By some accounts, police arrested them both -- not red-handed, but orange-faced. The haven't yet said which was the aggressor, so we're putting both in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Fame. Both are old enough to know not to play with their food.
The Cheetos assault comes just days after Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma admited to prostituting herself for a $30 box of assorted Frito-Lay snacks.
In other weird crime news , California police are now looking for Manuel Victor Guzman, a 29-year-old convicted burglar who was given a four-hour prison leave to get married.
Gusman never showed up at the wedding, and now the fugitive groom is on the lam.
In a terse but telling statement, the bride said through a spokesman, "She has no idea where he is."
We have more troubling family news in Louisiana. A fight between a 37-year-old woman and her 62-year-old mother culminated in the younger woman defecating (yes, defecating) on her mom. One can only imagine what Dr. Phil would say.
Finally, we have the case of Michael Kruse, who called 9-1-1 to ask for a police escort to a Lil' Wayne concert. After the second call, police gave him a lift, but not to where he wanted to go.
Photo courtesy Bedford County (Tenn.) Sheriff's Dept. (Top); Oklahoma City Police Dept. (Bottom)
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