When the police stop you for drunk driving and you're wearing sunglasses, a hat, sandals and nothing else, you might as well have some attitude.
Dearry Smiley took the "So what?" position when he was caught at a DeFuniak Springs traffic stop wearing not much more than Adam and Eve, before she started taking advice from a snake. "What's wrong with a man driving home naked? It's not against the law," Smiley, 58, allegedly told Florida police, before being booked for DUI.
Surprisingly, a worse fate may await Smiley's companion, a 47-year-old woman who allegedly took a swing an officer during the traffic stop.
This leads us to an even bigger question: How often is it that a naked man is arrested for DUI, and another person in the car, who wasn't naked, faces an even more serious charges?
Smiley joins the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Fame along with Clinton March, Colorado's naked burglar.
Earlier this week, this 24-year-old man allegedly broke into one home stark naked. When a woman saw him, she screamed, and he ran into a neighbor's home.
The resident of that home, also a woman, found him in her bathroom, . Now, isn't that a pretty picture?
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Photo courtesy of Walton County (Fla.) Sheriff's Dept. (Dearry Smiley, Top) and Jefferson County (Colo.) Sheriff's Office (Clinton March, Bottom)
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