The good news is that Kyle Wygle wasn't speeding -- just cruising home at a comfortable and sensible 38 MPH.The bad news is that the 28-year-old Ohio was driving a motorized bar stool. And, as if you needed to wonder, police are accusing him of DUI, having downed allegedly 15 beers, before crashing the contraption.
Wygle's stool was powered from a deconstructed lawn mower engine. He has requested a jury trial.
Perhaps the biggest question is this: What was he drinking when he built that thing?
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Photo courtesy Newark (Ohio) Police Department
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