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By March 27, 2009

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Jason Leroy Savage

The heart wants what the heart wants, and in the case of Jason Leroy Savage that involves man-on-vacuum sex.

Savage now enters the Weird News Mug Shot Hall of Shame after police caught him pleasuring himself at a car wash in Thomas Township, 90 miles east of Detroit.

The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to the Oct. 16 incident, and no faces 90 days in jail.

The moral? Well, it's bad to objectify women. But sometimes it's worse to sexually objectify objects.

Photo © Michigan Department of Corrections

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Comments

April 6, 2009 at 4:48 pm
(1) Rob says:

WHAT.

April 15, 2009 at 2:16 am
(2) Kenny says:

He gave me a good reason to buy a vacum

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