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Baby Bikinis: 2008's Dumbest Ideas

Tuesday December 23, 2008
Baby Bikinis

Like any guy, I love to look at babes in bikinis -- unless we are talking about actual babies.

Topping our list of 2008's dumbest new products is Ellos Baby Bikinis -- two piece bathing suits for infants as young as two months old.

When a Swedish designer unveiled the baby bikinis, the response from feminists and child advocates was as predictable as it was justified. Only a few days later, the outfits were buried deep in the sandbox of boneheaded marketing. Baby Safety Helmets

Also making the 2008 Dumbest Ideas list: GPS Lingerie (underwear that lets a jealous lover follow a woman's every move) and Thudguards (little felt safety helmets for extremely overprotective parents). (Read More)

Comments

December 23, 2008 at 2:57 pm
(1) Jennifer says:

Actually, google “baby bikinis” or “infant swimsuits” (or other variations), and there are loads of companies who sell bikinis for 0-24 month olds. I remember my baby sister in a frilly frog bikini before she could crawl. So, dumb idea or not, I wonder why this particular company got all the flack? Maybe because of the marketing tactics more than the product itself. Other companies just include the bikinis along with all the other available infant swimwear styles.

December 23, 2008 at 7:21 pm
(2) Franny Syufy says:

Hey Buck!

We actually bought our daughter a baby bikini when she couldn’t stand without assistance. She just turned 48. ;)

January 8, 2009 at 9:14 am
(3) Mamaleria says:

Jen is right, there is nothing new. Another baby girl bathingsuit is just the bottom. It is a swim-diaper (i.e. plastic lined pantie). They put some ruffles on it, make it a happy color and call it a bathing suit, but it has no top at all. I don’t see it as objectifying or abusing anyone… For me it is a practicality issue… bikini tops are high maintenance for babies. They shift and roll up. One piece anything for babies is easier. However, changing a one piece ‘diaper’ is more challenging, so I guess that is why the 2 piece came into fashion.

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