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Best Mug Shot Ever: Cow-Woman on a Rampage

Wednesday October 1, 2008

Michelle Allen of Middletown, Ohio is accused of urinating on a neighbor's porch and chasing children while wearing this cow costume. Police say she smelled of alcohol and was verbally abusive when they found her creating traffic problems along North Verity Parkway.

Photo Courtesy Middletown Police Dept.

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October 1, 2008 at 5:26 pm
(1) uselessonline says:

Of course she smelled of alcohol. I’d be surprised if she didn’t smell of alcohol :) Maybe she’s trying out her Halloween costumes early.

October 23, 2008 at 11:13 am
(2) liamcotss says:

you idiot your comment is baseless and politically incorrect. I hope you feel as ashamed as i am reading your comment. STICK IT

-liam

October 23, 2008 at 1:32 pm
(3) Buck Wolf says:

Liam –

I appreciate that you come to this woman’s defense. All of us — even those accused of a crime — deserve to be considered innocent until proven guilty. We also deserve to be judged by our conduct, and not by how we look.

Still, the police say this woman reeked of alcohol, and judging by her conduct, that might explain what she did.

November 2, 2008 at 12:51 pm
(4) Cheese Mistress says:

That’s a “woman”???

November 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm
(5) Buck Wolf says:

Indeed, this cow is a woman.

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