Lose Your Virginity Kit

Got a still-innocent friend whose love life needs a jump start? This $15 gag gift -- billed as "the safe, effective way to lose your virginity" -- is packed with laughs. You get 10 "Sexual Position Study Cards," ranked in difficulty from beginner to advanced to Cirque du Soleil; 10 "Heroes of Intercourse" trading cards (including a rare one of Dr. Ruth); a suitable-for-framing "Certificate of Copulation"; and a 96-page "Lose Your Virginity" text book, by the semi-credible Dr. Eric Ryland Horner.

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