Cover Your Eyes! Verne Troyer's Got a Sex Tape!

Does everyone –- and I mean everyone –- have a sex tape of themselves on the Internet, except perhaps my wife?

Thanks to the sleuths at TMZ we now find Verne “Mini Me” Troyer has an Internet sex tape. So, brace yourself for Mini-Me’s Mini-Me to be on public display, though the most we see in this snippet is an arching tongue. But isn’t that really enough?

Troyer might not seem like he has much in common with Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or Kim Kardashian. But let’s face it: all these Internet sex tape "stars" are the same.

They’re all more famous for their body than their talent -- and when it strikes 14:59 on their 15 minutes of fame, they clock seems to be reset when a third party or disgruntled ex has caught them on film in flagrante delicto (and I’m using the Latin term to be polite).

Anyone who has seen Mike Meyers’ “The Love Guru” knows Troyer’s career is running out of options, and surely that bomb has less box office potential than Mr. Me's Mini. How sad.

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