Here's a good reason to clip your toenails:
A man in Mary Esther, Fla., at the DRS Technologies building, got his arms stuck in machinery that resembled an elevator and he saved himself by dialing 911 with his big toe.
Police pried him free and he was airlifted to a Pensacola hospital.
With minor miracles like this in mind, let's look at the past week's best weird news stories.
Top Weird News
- Penguin-Seal Sex: . . . And it wasn't Consensual! (Weird Bird News);
- Something Old, Like the Bride: A 94-Year-Old, first married in 1931, Becomes Britain's oldest bride (Love, Sex & Marriage);
- Franken Foods: Introducing Bacon Vodka and Chocolate Wine (Strange New Products);
- Toe-tally Awesome: Man dials 911 with big toe (Minor Miracles);
- Blending in With the Furniture: Skeletal remains of dead woman on couch go unnoticed for a month (Morbid Pleasures);
- Eye-Full Driving: Passenger moons traffic camera (Weird Automotive News);
- Lights! Cameras! Action!: Teens Trash Historic Mansion in YouTube Video (YouTube Boobs);
- Scales of Justice: Defendant too fat to enter courthouse (Dumb Crime Du Jour);
- God Knows Why: Man asks judge to change his name to "In God We Trust (Name Change Games) ;
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Comments
Man, if you’re going to mood a traffic camera, at least work on having a more muscular and better looking butt. Ick.
Yeah, that guy gets a moving violation, and, ironically, he doesn’t move enough.