This Week in Weird: Baby's 1st Plastic Surgery Book

See Dick run. See Jane run to the plastic surgeon. Run, Jane, run!

My Beautiful Mommy (Big Tent Books) goes where no other children's book has yet to go. It explains to little tykes why mommy is getting a nose job and tummy tuck. As you may have guessed, the author, Dr. Michael Salzhauer, is a plastic surgeon.

As the book's central character -- a cute, teddy bear-clutching little girl -- wonders what's going on, her mom sets her heart at ease:

“You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn’t fit into my clothes anymore," mom says. "Dr. Michael is going to fix that and make me feel better.”

Here's a look at some of the week's top weird news:

• Got Milk?: Suspended police officer is charged with having sex with a cow (Very Kinky);
• Self-Gratifying News: Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer (Useful Excuses);
• Don't Look Now: Italian man is convicted for staring at a woman (Hysterical Prudishness);
• Shoulder Showoff: Bicyclist suspected of stealing an air conditioner (Dumb Crime Du Jour);
• Hell Has No Fury: Knife-wielding woman chases her boyfriend, thinking he was in the porn movie they were watching (Love, Sex & Marriage);
• Bear Facts: One of Hollywood's "best trained" grizzlies kills its handler (Man vs. Beast);
• Airport Insecurity: 73-Year-Old Man accidentally drives onto runway (Automotive Weirdness);
• Don't Tase Me, Sis: More women host Taser parties (Weird Women's Issues);
• Heaven-Sent Delivery: Postman catches baby that fell from 2nd floor window(Minor Miracles).

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