Kitchen Gators, Stolen Sperm and a Penis Panic

Could an alligator be searching for a crockpot?

Sandra Frosti, a 69-year-old from Oldsmar, Fla., found a 8-foot alligator prowling in her kitchen. Think about that the next time you complain about being startled by a little old mouse.

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Hot Sperm: Two people are charged with selling stolen semen. (Dumb Crime Du Jour);
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• When You Wish Upon a Star: Disney World employees find and return wedding rings found in trash (Lost and Found);
• Real-Life Lassies: Three stray in India find a newborn and alert villagers with some heroic barking (Dog Tales).

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