This Week in Weird: Picnic Table Sex

You have a lot of explaining to do when police say they have DVDs of you having sex with a picnic table -- multiple times.

If Arthur Price Jr. had been pleasuring himself with lawn furniture in the privacy of his home, we could probably say, "To each his own," and let him be.

The problem is, Price, 40, was allegedly spotted at least four times doing the nasty with a metal table, and police say they've obtained taped footage that catches him in the act.

Price was arrested on public indecency and released on $20,000 bond. And, yes, it was the hole in the picnic table, where the umbrella is supposed to go, that Price found so compelling.

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Photo courtesy Bellevue Police Department