Hey, Kids! It's Time for Doll Breast Implants

Your Barbie of yesteryear may have seemed like she achieved an idealized plastic perfection, but now girls can put their virtual doll on a crash diet and give it breast implants.

On the Miss Bimbo website, launched in Britain, girls compete to become "the most famous, beautiful, sought after bimbo across the globe!"

You find a hip place to live, shop for sexy couture and set trends, paying for everything with "Bimbo" dollars.

Your virtual dolls face off with rival bimbos to bag the hottest hottie to show the world the social starlet you are. You can even "resort ot meds or plastic surgery."

"Stop at nothing to become the reigning bimbo." Virtual breast implants sell for just $11,500 bimbo dollars.

Nicolas Jacquart, the 23-year-old Web designer from Tooting, south London, tells Britain's Daily Mail, "The breast operations are just one part of the game and we are not encouraging young girls to have them, just reflecting real life."

Let's just hope your G.I. Joe can wrap his kung fu grip on stash of virtual Viagra.

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