Talk about potty issues: Kory McFarren told police his girlfriend had a phobia about leaving the bathroom and that's why she might have spent the last two years on the commode.

Police, however, are not too satisfied with the 36-year-old man's story and he might face charges. Whatever the real story may be, everyone agrees something was amiss in the couple's trailer park home.

"The house was cluttered but not in shambles," an officer told reporters. "The smell was overpowering — a terrible smell about the house, obviously coming from where she was at." Read more potty stories.

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