The fans screamed. The bids kept soaring. And by the time it was over, a bidder in Hong Kong had purchased a single glove worn by Michael Jackson for $350,000 -- $420,000 once fees are worked in.

But this wasn't just any glove. Read more...

There are things you should just never do at the library. Masturbating is definitely one of them.

Police in Burlington, Kentucky say they arrested a man who was doing just that at the Main Branch of the Boone County Library. But guess what? He wasn't even using the computer to look at porn. Read more...

Imagine you buy the new Blu Ray edition of Fight Club. You pop it into the player and kick back on the sofa for an evening of fighting intermingled with social commentary.

But wait... something's gone wrong. The menu comes onto the screen and it's... Drew Barrymore's "Never Been Kissed?"

There is nothing wrong with your Blu Ray player... so what gives? Read more...

We've all had our encounters with mystery meat from street vendors, greasy spoons and other not-so-fine dining establishments.

But police in Perm, Russia say three bums butchered and ate a 25-year-old man... then sold their leftovers to a local kiosk that sells kebabs and pies, according to Sky News. Read more...

What do you say after you've lashed a double-decker bus to your hair and pull it 70 feet?

Hint: It's not, "I'm going to Disney World."

I spoke with Ironman Manjit Singh after he accomplished the feet he couldn't achieve two years ago.

"Yes," he told me, "many people think I am crazy. I don't care. I'm happy to make them laugh." Read more...

The year's not over yet, but it's safe to say that Monica Say is out of the running for mom of the year.

Police say Say was caught driving drunk in a car with her two sons, ages 2 and 4, inside. What's more, they say she had an open bottle of rum in a diaper bag. Hopefully for her, and not the kids. Police say he blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit for drunkenness. Read more...

Love 'em or hate 'em, nothing says America like the New York Yankees. They represent the two things we're best at: success and excess.

So naturally, our country's dysfunctional lawmakers can't even figure out the right way to congratulate the most successful team in America's national sport. I guess that's the other thing we're known for: utter political incompetence.

Congress passed a resolution recently congratulating the Yankees on their record 27th World Series championship... a noncontroversial measure that usually passes unanimously no matter who wins. But last week, 28 House members either voted "No" or "Present." "Present" is kind of a sissy's way of voting no... you don't want to vote in support of something, but you're afraid you'll look bad if you vote no... so you vote present.

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The naval officer and former astronaut at the center of a bizarre love triangle has pleaded guilty to felony burglary of a car and misdemeanor battery.

Lisa Nowak, who rode the Shuttle Discovery to the International Space Station in 2006, allegedly drove nonstop from Texas to Orlando in February, 2007, to confront a woman who was seeing the same man -- William A. Oefelein, who was also an astronaut at the time. Read more...

Levi Johnston, the ex-boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, and father of their love child says he's ready to pose nude for Playgirl magazine, according to Life & Style magazine.

And Johnston doesn't seem to care if more men buy the magazine than women.

"If I'm a gay icon, so be it. I guess it's a compliment," he was quoted as saying.

The mag says he'll do the shoot next week in New York. And he doesn't plan to stop there.

"I could go out and do movies, maybe one day even end up as a celebrity," he told the magazine. "If it doesn't work out, I'll just go back to being a licensed electrician like everyone else in my family."

That's the surest sign he's not planning to re-enter the political spotlight. If he was, he'd have picked plumbing. (Holly-Weird)

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If you're sexually active and have used condoms, here's some news that's really going to gross you out: Chinese authorities have shut down a condom plant, saying it was producing unsafe and tainted rubbers.

Now, officials are looking for more than two million condoms that were produced by this plant and sold under brand names such as Durex and Jissbon, according to Australia's ABC News.

Officials say manufacturer Li Anping bought wholesale condoms, added an "unknown" lubricant and then repackaged them without sterilizing them. He also had underage girls working in his condom factory, according to the report.

This story is bad enough... but the real question now is how do you recall condoms? If you have the answer... please don't tell me.

I don't want to know. (Love, Sex & Marriage)

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