Berlin Brothel Introduces Eco-Sex Campaign
Monday July 13, 2009
These are tough times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while doing something else entirely.
Maison d'envie, a legal brothel in Berlin, is offering an "environmental discount" of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.
That's around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex and assorted naughtiness.
The brothel owners say they're in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin's major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.
Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.
Weird News Central also hears that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.
Photo © Maison d'envie
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A Deadly Game of Dirty Cowboy
Sunday July 12, 2009
When your mom and dad taught you not to play with guns, that included foreplay.
Deborah Yvette Parker, a 38-year-old woman from Houston, is accused of shooting her common-law husband to death in a sex game that the couple called "Dirty Cowboy."
Prosecutors say they believe the game was consensual, and it involved a pistol.
One might assume Parker would have been better off if she just purchased a gun-shaped sex toy. But we see this week that sex toys can be assault weapons, too.
Kimberly Lyn Calvert of Florida faces battery charges after repeatedly poking her live-in boyfriend in the groin with what authorities call a "pink sex toy."
The 45-year-old Florida woman was allegedly so relentless, her boyfriend had to call 911 to get her to stop.
If you aren't totally disillusioned yet, we turn to Typhoon Lagoon, a Disney World water park, where Robert Double Jr., 52, is accused of repeatedly bumping into a 15-year-old girl.
Disney lifeguards eventually pulled this man out of the wave pool, but not before he pulled off the girl's bikini, and tried to grope her breasts.
No Fastpass for you, mister!
Photo © Harris County Sheriff's Office
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Get My Twitter UpdatesYikes! It's the World's Ugliest Dog
Saturday July 11, 2009
It doesn't get any more hideous than this.
Feast your eyes on Pabst, a 4-year-old boxer named Pabst was crowned 2009's "World's Ugliest Dog" at the Sonoma Marin Fair.
The folks in northern California have been handing out this award for more than two decades. It's lovingly bestowed, mostly to rescued pets in the spirit of promoting responsible animal care.
More often than not, the award has gone to a Chinese crested breed.
Like many of the competitors in this contest, Pabst is a rescued pet, and his owner, Miles Egstad of Citrus Heights, Calif., thinks that it must be the mutt's distinctive under-bite that makes him stand out from the pack.
He was named after Pabst because he's got what Egstad calls a "bitter beer face."
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Get My Twitter UpdatesNo Wienermobile at Oscar Mayer's Funeral
Thursday July 9, 2009
In case you missed it, amid all the Michael Jackson coverage, Oscar Mayer -- the grandson of the lunch meat icon -- died Monday. He was 95.
TMZ.com, which has been ahead of so much of the Jackson coverage, has confirmed that Mayer's famous "Wienermobile" will not make an appearance at the funeral.
TMZ is also reporting today that the King of pop will be buried in a single white glove.
Oh Harvey Levin, just when do you sleep?
Related: My Trip to Temple With Michael Jackson
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